attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child
by Baedit November 24, 2015
A term reference to the Saint Maria when someone dies.... she is watching over you but now only old people say it..
by B4brody December 27, 2018
It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.
"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.
by Dan January 24, 2005
I was sitting on the couch watching 'A Christmas story' when I felt a warm sensation on my lap.
The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
The devilish look in her eye and the sudden odor in the atmosphere made me realize that she had given me a Hot Santa for Christmas.
by The Dome December 26, 2004
A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?
Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"
Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"
by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 05, 2010
A pretty awesome town in California. The locals are all cool with you so long as you don't act like the tourist you are, and share their same open mindedness.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
However, they're only 'open minded' as long as you share their exact mindset.
It's a great town when you're living there, but once you move away and gain a little perspective, you tend to realize how stuck in their ways all the people are.
Local(at a coffee shop): Pshaw. Look at those girls. They don't know where they're at, obviously.
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
Ex-Local, looking over, seeing three girls in regular work wear: skirts, high-heels and nice shirts): What are you talking about?
Local: They shouldn't be here with their nice clothes. No one local would ever dress like that. Break out from the mold! This is Santa Cruz, not San Jose!!
by Vintage Twinkie August 15, 2008
One of the greatest cities on earth, believe it. The town is just unlike anywhere else in the country. The city is the capital of the great state of New Mexico, and you should go there now!
Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.
Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?
What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.
go there now
Santa Fe is unique because of the citizens. The town is made up of politicians, mexicans, artists, hippies, snowboarders, musicians, authors, artists, dog lovers, and native americans, and alot of other strange citizens. Different people are what make the city what it is.
Everyone that lives there has some strange subculture UFO's, tantric sex, eastern religions, new agers, and people who's dogs have auras. The 60's are still alive there hence it is not abnormal to ask What is your sign?
What makes the city even better is the best snowboarding in New Mexico just an hour away.
go there now
by Melanthex June 11, 2005