Jesus Sandals

The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.

There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes

by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009

adam sandler

he did kate beckinsale thats all that matters

dude adam sandler does kate beckinsale in click, its awesome

by ben_dover August 13, 2006

sandals

see through Footwear that people wear in Hot weather

Sandals feel so fucking good to wear in hot weather

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Sandusky

What happens after you take a wicked dump that causes you to not be able to sit back down in your work chair for 10-15mins after.

That mexican food gave me the worst sandusky ever.

by pie27J November 17, 2011

sanduskying

the act of inappropriately touching another male with out their consent

Were you sanduskying me last night?

by myhotdoginyourbuns November 21, 2011

sanaullah

A person Who is Constantly asking questions and cant figure out the meaning of life. He is awkward but still quite outrageous

That Guy is a bit of a Sanaullah today!

by Farmers_be_like_447 March 25, 2016

The Sandler

A sex position that is performed in a tent in your back yard done to your thid grade teacher and involves ice cubes, a nine iron, and a water buffalo, live or stuffed(preferably stuffed for saftey sakes)

Oh miss third grade teacher perform the sandler to you all math class long.

by Jewish Drummer December 26, 2007