1. A burn that is not only intense, but is so incredibly ruthless, that it could literally end Capitalism.
2. You misspelled Bernie, dumbass.
2. You misspelled Bernie, dumbass.
by DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer January 29, 2021
Get the Burn-y Sandersmug. 1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.
3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.
by AntiGop March 3, 2021
Get the Sarah Huckabee Sandersmug. You still can't remember where you put your keys? Would you Summer Sanders that shit already so we can get the hell out of here?
by Zakariah April 28, 2011
Get the Summer Sanders that shitmug. a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
Get the colonel sander's surprisemug. by 855JaySandersFan January 1, 2021
Get the 855-JAY-SANDERSmug. The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017
Get the dirty colonel sandersmug. Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.
by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011
Get the Colon El Sandersmug.