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Velvet Sanchez

A shooter made with vodka and baileys. The shooter glass is rimmed with chocolate syrup, giving the drinker a chocolate mustache after it is consumed.
The Velvet Sanchez is a shooter drink: like a Muff Diver - but different.
by TeeBird August 27, 2012
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fernando sanchez

A variation of the dirty sanchez, but instead of wiping your finger on the upper lip, you wipe it on their teeth, making them have shitty breath for the rest of the day.
Did you eat a shit sandwich for lunch? No, I got a fernando sanchez!
by otisg March 5, 2008
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bloody sanchez

The act or result of violently stuffing a balloon knot so vigorously, it begins to bleed. Followed by applying the resulting anal wall residue and blood, goopy and very adhesive, mixture to the face. The application is intended to resemble a moustache.
John boy enjoyed a fine marlboro while Mary Jane cleaned herself up in the lavatory. "I'm an artist when it comes to a Bloody Sanchez. Hot Damn!" John boy exclaimed.
by orificium April 15, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez

When a man is having anal intercourse with a woman, and pulls his dick out of her ass and has shit on it. Then, he slowly drags his dick over her upper lip and leaves behind shit that resembles Pedro's mustache.
"God damn, her asshole was so dirty that I pulled my dick out and gave her a Dirty Sanchez."
by Tri fold March 5, 2010
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Sanchez Hasty

An out of work male porn star out of the 80s standing about 6ft 3in with busshy long sideburns, driving a buick regal out of the 80s, and a fairly thin black mustasche that just screams dirty sanchez. but now working a Culver's resteraunt talking about dorky computer humbo jumbo. ("i be like")
hey kyle and eric! look, here comes dirty Sanchez Hasty into work with nothing but nasty and nerdy intentions.
by Uncle December 3, 2004
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ham sanchez

After successfully completeing a dirty sanchez take a ham sandwich and wipe it across the upper lip of the person who received it, and feast!
by Tony Pepperoni June 21, 2006
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Mediterranean Sanchez

The act of penetrating a womans Vagina during the menstrual cycle, then re-penetrating the anus where-in the male ejaculates fallowed by a re-penetration of the womans mouth where the goal is leaving a Reddish, brownish white glazed coating on the lips of the womans mouth.
Woman Love the exotic taste of the Mediterranean Sanchez!
by Fear&Loathing (Dave) December 15, 2008
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