by megamega January 13, 2009
Get the public safety unitmug. When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
Get the Farting safety netmug. a thing that most "freaks" wear and is considered a fashion statement or a thing that most poor people use to hold clothes together
by Anna March 8, 2003
Get the safety pinmug. by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021
Get the japanese safety bootsmug. When you fart in someone's drawer, close it, and then sneakliy tell him/her that you left a deposit and that he/she should pick it up postehaste.
Yo, G, I left you something in the safety deposit box, you should go check it out. I think you'll find it...enchanting. `
by MercuryRetro November 24, 2011
Get the Safety deposit boxmug. a safety pin, if worn as an earring, usually means that someone is part of the LGBTQ+ comunity or most often simply gay.
person A: do you think she's into girls? should I make a move on her?
person B: yea, she's wearing a safety pin earring. she's probably gay.
person B: yea, she's wearing a safety pin earring. she's probably gay.
by winter-valentine February 13, 2018
Get the Safety Pin Earringmug. by Cratchit get banged April 8, 2016
Get the safety shitmug.