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weed and seed

when you smoke some weed with your partner and then have sex
"How'd your date go?"
"It was great. I invited her back to my place for a little weed and seed."
by Ostriana December 17, 2018
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hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked
Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum
by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023
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seeder

A person who will maliciously partake in sex to spread or 'seed' STD's
me: that guy cameron is such a seeder
friend: yea, i heard he has seed to over 40
me: thats nothing i'm hitting 60
by seederboy September 30, 2012
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get saved

When you put your baby jesus in a girls beanie baby.
Man, she tryin' to get saved... she wants that baby jesus in her.
by jarjar binks December 6, 2006
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watermelon seed

When you spread a chicks butt apart and hock a loogie in her asshole.
I got down with that chick and gave her the old watermelon seed when she bent over.
by Jimbo420 June 16, 2008
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sawed-off

by 5th Column May 6, 2003
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Seed of Evil

The seed of evil is the propensity for a woman to act out in a selfish, harmful manner towards men they are involved in a relationship with. Every woman contains the Seed of Evil, however the degree that the Seed effects a woman varies from case-to-case. Some women only contain the Seed deep down, where it has little effect on their behaviour. These women however do still in fact have the ability to harm a man that cares for her. Other women wear the seed of evil like clothing, and act outlandlishly at all times towards their boyfriends/husbands.

The only known women to not contain the seed of Evil are Grandmothers. It has been scientifically proven that the Seed of evil is washed out of the body during Menopause, and thus, Grandmothers do not act in a harmful way towards any men.
Man, I can't believe what that bitch did to me. She got the Seed of evil for sure

Everything was going great between us, but then she just dumped me out of no where. She is probably fucking someone else. God damn seed of evil
by Lahmead July 14, 2009
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