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Social Media Taylor Swift 

A girl who constantly posts on Social Media about how horrible the guy is that she just ended a relationship with. Not realizing that she might be the problem, or that she should date better guys, therefore she is the problem by default for making such a stupid choice.
Person 1: "Dude Susie is all over social media bashing the guy that just cheated on her."

Person 2: "Give her a week and they will be back together, or she will be dating another loser, because she is a moron."

Person 1: "You mean I am going to have to listen to this crap again?"

Person 2: "Many times my friend, many times. She is a Social Media Taylor Swift."
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Cat Girl Taylor Swift 

One of Taylor Swifts alter egos
Wow she likes cat girl Taylor swift, She must be emo

Lidl Taylor Swift 

A creative person, usually a writer, a poet, a singer who writes their own lyrics, who draws from personal experiences and infuses their work with it, but will never be as good as Taylor Swift because she IS the music industry. A big part of Taylor Swift's discography is famously known for being inspired by romantic partners from her real life. "Lidl" is a European chain value for money grocery store chain. It is known for having store name brand items for very low prices. Like an Aldi. Any artist essentially can call themselves Lidl Taylor Swift no matter their medium as long as their work is at least inspired by personal events.
nick: how does publishing your short story about your high school bullies feel?
anna: amazing! I felt like Lidl Taylor Swift.
Lidl Taylor Swift by poetsmith November 22, 2021

Dr. Swift 

A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe
Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!
Dr. Swift by That girl tho1 January 21, 2014

taylor swift 

hot country babe that america cannot live without.
dude 1: hey, let's go to that taylor swift concert, she is such a babe.

dude 2: it sold out in one minute!!!! darn.
taylor swift by turls November 17, 2009

Taylor Swift 

A girl who always has a boyfriend
Me: Stop being such a Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift by Di Tondo December 30, 2016

Taylor Swift 

Probobly the annoyingest female singer of this generation. Legally an adult but has the mentality of a middle schooler, she needs to shut the fuck up and grow up.
Person 1: Whos this ugly country singer with no ass or tits dating almost every other famous guy whos atleast several years younger and then writes songs about her devasting heartbreak after they break up?

Person 2: Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift by taylorsawhore January 5, 2013