Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
Get the ad-skip assistantmug. On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school
I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day
by Schnaare April 26, 2021
Get the Lyndon skip daymug. Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless
by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023
Get the Skip Jordanmug. Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007
Get the skipper, Skipmug. Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.
by squintyeyes January 17, 2005
Get the skip nastymug. A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 2, 2017
Get the Skip GODmug. A marrel skip is a type of large, open-topped container specifically designed for the transportation and disposal of waste in marine and offshore environments. It is often used in the oil and gas industry for the safe and efficient disposal of waste materials, it comes in all available sizes from 2m to 17m cube square, and for green waste, general waste, mixed waste, demolition waste all available at www.skipbin.com
by Stowaway6369 November 6, 2023
Get the marrel skipmug.