Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
Get the ad-skip assistantmug. by NightKnightTonight July 30, 2024
Get the Go Skip Rocksmug. Being a Skip is where you have no human compassion and you just want money and fame when 99.9 percent of humanity wants too be compassionate and your on the otherside
We watched a man almost die but skip still wants his teammates to play
Or
Everybody else pulls over for the ambulance with the lights and sirens on but skip there still wants a coffee so he doesn't pull over
Or
Everybody else pulls over for the ambulance with the lights and sirens on but skip there still wants a coffee so he doesn't pull over
by Pokorski January 2, 2023
Get the SKIPmug. "The last chapter had a ten-year time skip, and suddenly everyone was having kids, mortgages and unpaid water taxes"
by DictionaryDecimator July 7, 2024
Get the Time Skipmug. When you like someone and they don’t like you back. It’s called a crush when you like someone and they don’t like you back so it crushes your heart. A skip is a person you don’t want to trust. They’ll just break your heart and you won’t see it coming.
by #j23 June 3, 2020
Get the Skipmug. Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.
by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023
Get the Freshman Skip Daymug. “Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”
by Human 😌 October 5, 2021
Get the National Skip School Daymug.