An absolute retard who gets no bitches and jacks off to everything they see cause they are lonely and fatherless as fuck
by Zyrials September 6, 2022

Keyword for identifying known hipsters, after identification has been completed you then proceed to show a picture of infamous and controversial figure Dongsim. This is often then proceeded by commonly male and male sexual intercourse.
Man 1 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*
Man 2 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*
*violent buttsex*
Man 2 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*
*violent buttsex*
by Oneygram March 9, 2024

by Cheekooooo September 16, 2021

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.
Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.
Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.
Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.
by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021

by imaquirkysimbot November 30, 2018

Dylan sims can be an asshole and likes boys. Tries to hang with cool people. The girl last he fucked said he had a milimeter penis. This was the worst experience ever they said and they also said don’t ever fuck Dylan sims
I fucked Dylan sims and said put it in five times and he said it is in I looked I saw nothing but a millimeter penis
by Dylan Sims March 27, 2019

The most finest hottest attractive man you’ll ever see in your life. Cuh he got the lips, hips, personality, looks HES JUST PERFECT. Watch edits of him at 2am and you’ll get it frfr. Okay sometimes he can get a bit freaky or… yea nvm. But anyway this man is perfect for you ladies so gl trying to find a man like him. Okay but fr all you gotta do is search up “sim jaeyun dark blood” and trusttt you’ll be head over heels for him. Anyway, I’m supposed to be studying right neow but uh yea okay bye 👋🏻
Person 1: who the fuck is sim jaeyun?
Person 2: ARE U FUCKING JOKING… HES THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER STUPID ASS BITCH. GO GET A LIFE YOU FATASS HO THERES NO WAY U DONT KNOW WHO HE IS..
Person 1: oh.
Person 2: ARE U FUCKING JOKING… HES THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER STUPID ASS BITCH. GO GET A LIFE YOU FATASS HO THERES NO WAY U DONT KNOW WHO HE IS..
Person 1: oh.
by Monotxs November 27, 2024
