Scrontching

The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.

“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”

“Wanna go scrontching later?”

“Erm… what the scrontch?”

by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024

Scronking

Talking about extremely vulgar stuff around multiple people

"Dude my groin hurts so bad"
"Stop scronking man!"

by CreepBoom November 21, 2024

Scrongle

(noun) A creature, usually a small animal, who is scruffy and unkempt, often in an endearing way. Scrongle can also be a quick, poorly-drawn sketch of a person or creature. Similar to: scrunkle, scrimblo.

(verb) To ruffle, mess up, or make a mess of a creature or activity.

I scampered to the kitchen for a midnight snack like a scrongle in the night.

by RaccDogDog January 14, 2025

Scron

The entire area composed of the buttocks, taint, and genitals

"-and if you don't like our band, then we'll kick you in the scron"

by UrbanSkid March 5, 2026

Scronchy

Fancy-assed. Overly elaborate and decked out beyond necessary, blindingly brilliant. Extravagant Uppity - above one’s place. Over the top

The sentence I heard my aunt say back in 1955: “And you should have seen it. You would not have believed your eyes. He was driving around in a SCRONCHY black Cadillac as if he were God or something.”

by Mzmscoyote March 13, 2026

scrongulosis

when your junk becomes diseased and you wont see a doctor to see what it is

Couldn't figure out what was wrong with my junk, so for now its scrongulosis

by Jonfiveten June 26, 2025

Poon Scoon

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon

1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.

by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009