salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.
salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!
by Dr. Felcher February 27, 2009
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the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.
Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014
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salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure
After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.
by Charles Rice June 28, 2006
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salty bishop

When, while sitting in a confession booth at church, the preist masturbates and hits you with a spray of seamen through the mesh screen window.
"dude, you are covered in cum, did you just come from church?!"
"yeah man, got hit with a nasty salty bishop!"
by Danevan February 15, 2006
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salty sailor

old nautical: sailor who is experienced and thus encrusted with salt

the Salty Sailor knew his stuff.
by sdr123 August 16, 2008
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salty slap

The wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face.
That bitch pissed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.
by scottn June 13, 2006
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Salty Blowhole

Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
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