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Ryan

The kid that everyone calls gay for no reason. Ryan isn't gay. Or maybe he is and is now pressured to tell people because they call him gay as an insult. He had like 8 girlfriends in middle school alone, and his close friends remind him every day. His friends who are gay defend him, but other people still insult him. His friends in school who made fake youtube channels made a show about him, but he never watched it because the school year ended.
Person one: Look at Ryan, he's so gay.
Person two: Stop saying that about him, what if he isn't?
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Ryan

Committer of floorcest and extremely daring. Does not care when he’s drunk. When he fucks he leaves the visor, glasses and bandana on even though he had to take off his shirt. Some believe the visor constricts blood rushing to one head and allows it to go to the other. Also known for getting whisky dick
I saw Ryan in the floor washroom but he didn’t have a visor on so we didn’t do anything
by Ryan’s first October 22, 2019
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Ryan

Hottest kid on the planet and doesn't say the n word
Person 1 "have you met ryan?"
Person 2 "yea he's hot"
by saketh December 26, 2020
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Ryan

A guy that will randomly appear in your life. It’s unexpected, but he’ll make you instantly like him. He has a small penis and seems to have an asshole personality towards specific people. At the end, it’s a joke to make you laugh. He’s not a silent person, and would rather make you laugh than cry. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to suck him off. He enjoys late night dick sucking, and would put his penis before himself. He’s a person that you would regret sucking his dick. If you ever grow feelings for a Ryan, fuck his dad. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have a boner for him, so it’s better to see his mother’s penis. He’s a great friend, and could be a great boyfriend.
Ryan likes to suck dick.
by Itsjireel November 11, 2021
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Ryan

Someone who screams in the black of night. Could be a dinosaur.
Ryan: SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
John: What a Ryan.
by Lighter_Tron_Man March 28, 2019
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Ryan

The most beautiful girl you can ever meet. She’ll have the prettiest smile, the most beautiful eyes, and when she looks at you you’ll just know everythings alright. Ryan will always care about you and vice versa. Everything about her will be perfect down to her personality, her voice, her eyes, her smile, that look in her face when she talks to you and when she listens to you. Everything about her will make you easily fall in love like the way shed hide her face when shy or everything she does that can be explained simply as: cute. Shes the best person you’ll ever meet and the only one you’ll truly love.
wow, i love ryan.”
by HerOneAndOnly<3 October 27, 2020
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Ryan

A very funny friend who has a great sense of humour (that might be a bit offensive at times)
Warning Ryan might sound racist and/or homophobic and/or sexist but that’s just there humour
by I giv zuk March 22, 2022
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