Religophrenic

Crazy with religion; Denying reality because it doesn't match religious teachings. Believing in God and Satan, and blaming them for people's actions. Excessively devoted to religious dogma. Unable to consider any opinions that differ from religious teachings. Possessing a disdain for scientific knowledge because it disproves mythology.

I took her to the museum and she went off about how it was all fake because the bible says God created the earth 5,000 years ago. The she went off about how Global warming is a lie from the devil. I can't date anyone religophrenic like that.

by Hepcat 64 September 29, 2008

Reliable excavation demolition

makes the acronym r.e.d., or red. A team from the excellent war-themed hat simulator, team fortress 2

hey, let's go reliable excavation demolition is losing. let's go red!

by screamineagles August 10, 2010

reliving the moment

Going through a moment from the past again, wanting to experience the past

I felt like reliving the moments of my childhood as those days were the best days of my life.

by Theunseen July 1, 2014

religion

Depending who you talk to, a root of a great deal of evil or a great deal of good. Often seen as "the biggest unnatural cause of death in history" though more often than not is only used as an excuse for wars that are actually about other things - such as resources, territory, or pre-existing ethnic differences or political grievances.. unfortunately the majority are judged by the fact that the minority that twist it for their own purposes happen to be in positions of power. A definition would be a set of beliefs and/or practices that a follower of the religion adheres to, and sees as "truths". Common to most religions is the "Golden Rule" - do to others what you'd have done to yourself - unfortunately, not many "religious" people practice it

Israel/Palestine, Northern Ireland, Iraq, the majority of conflicts since the Crusades - Wars perceived as being for "religious" reasons when the truth is very different, the two sides just happen to be of different religions.

The Crusades - wars fought misguidedly for "Religious" reasons.

by Ed1986 January 15, 2006

get religion

to change up ways and policy as if having had an epiphany, often hypocritically

Lost a good f*ck buddy because she wanna get religion out of nowhere for the new year, knowing damn well I just got brain and the whole shot from her the month before!

Britney Spears got religion when her father took over her affairs.

by Kuahmel January 23, 2009

relig

Full of meaning, deep, serious, legit

My parents and I had a talk about getting my grades up last night, I wasn't taking it seriously but then it got pretty relig

by StaRJ November 8, 2007

Religious zealot

Usually called fundamentalists, these people tend to be the idiots that piss off atheists and lead them to be jerks in definitions like god and bible.


these people are oblivious to the obvious, and were ostracized from europe and russia, and sent to what is nowdays called the united states.

The USA is the proud home of religious zealots.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004