Relativism

A worldview common in the West (but held by very few philosophers) which people arive at after very little actual thought. Consists of the notion that there is no single objective truth, and that no one can say anything is true.

Ironically, no one who adheres to relativism can say that relativism is true.

Smart person: "How can you objectively claim that there are no objective claims?"

Relativist: *brain melts* "Stop persecuting me, you xenophobe!"

by Grim Winnebago January 9, 2004

Relatable

Word very much in use by students, meaning someone or something you can relate to.

Lady Gaga said that there must be something greater than her, meaning that there must be a God. That´s relatable to my ego

by rperazag August 15, 2010

long-term relationship

Long term relationship is a common, contemporary term for intimate interpersonal relationships that may be lifelong and may or may not consist in marriage. Long term relationships are considered the opposite of casual relationships, which tend to be short in duration. The notation "LTR" is used to designate "long term relationship" in "personals" advertisements. When a long term relationship that is neither a marriage nor a civil union ends and both partners have a financial interest in the relationship, a suit for palimony may be filed by one or both of the partners. This is especially the case when one of the partners is wealthy or a gaylord.

I have been in a long-term relationship with my boyfrined for 2 years.

by Puerto Rican Italian Mami November 24, 2006

Can't relate

Sister jeffree star made this a thing. Jus say it when you simply can't relate
Period.

"I can't afford that!" "Can't relate."

by Hit or miss i guess they hUhH December 14, 2018

text relationship

when two people talk to eachother but only over text....awkward

chad stop having a fucking text relationship with your boo. be a man and talk to her not a fucking pussy.

by jerrrrrrrrry January 5, 2011

Erika&Joe Relationship

When two people really like each other and they always hang out , but neither one of them will ask the other out.

"Did so&so ask you out yet??""No, were in an Erika&Joe Relationship ""oh"

by fruitycupmuffin February 4, 2010

Relationship Bases

1st...Tongues (Kissing With Tongues)
2nd... Touching (Touching Of The Other Persons Penis, Boobs And/Or Vagina)
3rd... Oral (Oral Sex, Sucking Their Penis Or Licking Out Their Vagina)
4th... Sex (Intercourse)

Girl 1: What Relationship Bases Did You Hit?
Girl 2: Me And The Dude Skipped 1st And 2nd Base And Went Straight To 3rd, Oral ;)

by LilMissBlondie August 17, 2009