reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

reefing

when somebody lies. someone who always lies

yo is you reefing?

by UNTOUCHABLEONE September 5, 2003

redingle

A corruption of the word Redonkulous, which is in itself a corruption of Rediculous.

Man, Ryan Slute looks redingle in that pink t-shirt

by 1298dkkfuu84 October 3, 2007

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.

I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!

by jawaid man March 3, 2009

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014