rectal parasite

This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.

That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.

by Oseola March 8, 2011

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

rectal freeze

When someone is being a frigid asshole.

Hey Joey, you're being a real rectal freeze...

by Gloomklown June 28, 2016

rectal spread

1. A picture or depiction of someone with their anal meat exposed in any number of degrees of not-rightedness

2. butter churned in the undergarments during high activity thus producing a product with added qualities

3. a exceptionally smooth bowel movement, like butter

I was on the internet keytar forums and I get a pop-up with gay dudes!! Lame!! I mean it was full-on rectal spread!!

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

rectal rapunzel

When your ass hair is so long it can be used as a super power.

When thirsty creeps try to slide in my girls DMs, I send em a pic of my ass. Rectal rapunzel keeps her safe.

by Doozerdude June 30, 2021

Rectal Investigation

Anal body cavity search performed during a traffic stop by police

Pulled over for speeding, Willie soon became the target of a lengthy rectal investigation in the officers futile search for crappy contraband.

by Rayngel November 6, 2020

Rectal Rice

When maggots are crawling around in the rectum, typically on rotting corpses

I once saw a homeless guy with rectal rice. Nastiest shit I've ever seen

by JustASpy November 28, 2023