RACK HARD

When you get a hard on in your pants, probably from porn or some crack, you also make a gesture during the process.

"Yo Kosh, Aman having a stiffy in the back, hes been making weird gestures, I think hes Rack Hard, crazy."

by Potatowedges2002 April 24, 2020

Tire Rack

Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!

Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.

by JoséIsGay October 4, 2020

Rack Jack Bandit

The Rack Jack Bandit is an anonymous man that appears across US NAVY ships only when at sea. He approaches in the dead of night to give his victims ruthless handjobs in their racks (bunk beds) while they're asleep.

I told my cheif that I was attacked by Rack Jack Bandit so I could get the day off.

by SophiaMane December 29, 2020

Rack Shack

One that lives in a unstable environment, a shit shack with no money and lives off eating rats. Located in San Bernadino(ghetto area)

My ex lives in a rack shack

by Sassyfrassy24 February 6, 2021

Half rack

$500. Half of a thousand dollars.

Hey fam I need that half rack for that qp ASAP!

by 626_twoface May 6, 2021

half rack

12 pack of beer. Commonly used in Washington State

Pick me up a half rack of Rainier Beer.

by Northwest Annie July 25, 2021

Merak Rack

A merak rack is the luggage rack on a train, used by inebriated passengers who are..... merak.

Did you see Derek, he was out his box on the merak rack.

by Larz56 October 16, 2021