Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

quamel spill

A very flatulent texter. Rapidly fires illiteracy. If found, do not provoke; ghett toe ness will prevail in the form of gangs. Characteristics include, but are not limited to: having the worst name on the planet, having a thing for transcendentalism, and a love of chicken on napkins.

Asian: Do you want this chicken?

Quamel spill: Yeah, just set it on that napkin right tharr.

by blAckchina December 9, 2013

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Quaef

A word I used to chest in Up Words. It’s “a type of bird.”

Them: What’s a quaef? Is that a word?
Me: Its a...bird.

by KiaraTheKlazomaniac December 21, 2018

Quaker Thuggery

The act of using trickery or other underhanded means to achieve ones goal(s) or agenda without a physical confrontation or altercation.

Timmy wanted to get the menu changed at his school and used good ol' fashioned Quaker Thuggery to get it done.

by SuperNixon505 November 21, 2019

Quap

shoving ones scrotum into a vagina or ass

Aye girl, u tryna quap?

by lilmxrs February 18, 2020

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021