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by void_17 August 1, 2019
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Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.
Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.
by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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Putinizer

A person who of invades a neighbour’s country.
Hey Putinuzer, Ukraine is not yours.
Hey Putinizer, Georgia is not yours. Etc
by Drzlom May 2, 2022
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Putin

a person who should rot in hell for killing so many innocent people
person 1: who's Vladimir Putin?
person 2: a terrible person who deserves to live the worst life possible plus rot In hell for killing so many innocent people and killing thousands Ukrainians
by teashop June 27, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.
If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.
by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025
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Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.
Putin is cuming for you
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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