kai pantaleo

literally the definition of a best friend. someone who will make you believe in friendship soulmates cause they made me believe in them. i love them with my whole heart and soul. if you haven’t met him and befriended him you should, you’ll br the happiest person alive- but back off he’s MY best friend

‘hey do you know who kai pantaleo is?’
‘no’
‘you should meet him, he’s a huge ball of happiness, but don’t get too close, gabe will come for you’

by gabe krimleo July 30, 2021

elite nig Versace pantaloons

when your friend is black and wear Versace pantaloons

hey timothy did u see that elite nig Versace pantaloons

by nig elite August 28, 2020

Pentaglathon

A five-legged creature, enormous in size, closely resembling a spider, with the head of a goat. Last reported sighting was in 1776 off the west coast of madagascar, when the beast was seen floundering in the shallows, enjoying a relaxing swim through the coral gardens. It was promptly shot and burned, for being a bastard.

Yo, steve, i shot a Pentaglathon! it was a right bastard!

by sholto bonham-thomas February 26, 2004

Missy "Baby Cakes" Pantalones

n. A extremely cute, loving, beautiful, fun and perfect wiggler who enjoys apples.

aka... THE BESTEST!!!

Missy "Baby Cakes" Pantalones partied with the Care Bears all night.

by MisterP January 12, 2008

Pantaleon

An obsessive collector of clothing, usually pants. One who has won second place in an Adolf Hitler look-alike contest. Most commonly used as a name for someone who corrects every little mistake you make (most of the time, however, a pantaleon is incorrect) and one who is unable to skip using his/her left foot more than three times. This person also has the potential to be the most ridiculed and feared High School teacher. Abuse of cutters and Nazism obsession (plus a wide collection of "Mein Kampf" in four different languages including Klingon) aren't uncommon in pantaleons.

"Will you stop being a Pantaleon and let me finish!?"

"That Pantaleon is going to top Mr. Manny one day!"

"Sorry, but Pantaleons aren't allowed in the three-legged race."

"We're all out of pants, sir. That Pantaleon over there has just bought all of the available pants in our store."

"Please refer to the Pantaleon if you want to borrow our collection of Mein Kampf."

by moronicfables February 12, 2006

pentagon

When a girl is being ravished by 5 men simultaneously from all angles. The men find any opening possible for inercourse.

Krissy went to brooklyn and got pentagoned by a bunch of crazy boys after a mad wild rave.

by hazzzzz December 10, 2006

pantalage

an area below the waste in which ones girlfriend or boyfriend may insert limbs for pleasure. only available on humans, this area is unkown to our race simply cuz we dont wear pants...investigations are still underway on the human pantalage region.

Griznork: that human is caressing the female humans pantalage region
Racksmackcrackass: yes indeed, we must investigate
Griznork: intriguing

by max means more dot com November 3, 2004