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puerto rican cheescake

Puerto Rican cheescake is when you pour fondu into a fat girls ass and eat it
Lawrence gave Salena a Puerto Rican cheescake in chelan
by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
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Puerto Rican pedicure

When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
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Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
by Metallicarchaea September 8, 2021
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The Rusty Puerto Rican

The same idea as a Dirty Sanchez. However, instead of using fecal matter to draw the mustache you use the blood of a woman's menstrual cycle to paint a glorious artistic old school latin mustache on her upper lip after sex.
Definition: A play on words from the original "Dirty Sanchez". A Dirty Sanchez is using fecal matter after sex to paint a mustache on your sexual partners face. The Rusty Puerto Rican is a play on it using the blood of your menstruating partner. Painting a mustache on their face using their bodily fluids.

Example: After Maria informed Antonio that "Aunt Flow" was in town for a few days, Antonio decided to be very creative with his love making. He wanted to leave her something special to remember him by.

His first inclination was to be traditional, but he chose the back door avoiding "Flow". Soon, overcome with passion he proceeded to confront "Flow" head-on. To his surprise she was truly glorious and it suddenly occurred to him he now had multiple options. Maria was trembling in ecstasy as he began to lose total control alternating hole to hole ... ALL NIGHT LONG.

As he removed his utterly aching, thoroughly chaffed member from her for the last time he instinctively reached down to find a wad of the apple butter they spent the entire night churning together and decided to artfully paint a "Rusty Puerto Rican" mustache upon her face.
by DirtyOrbit November 4, 2021
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Puerto Rican Slaw

When a man ejaculates into hairy pubes, then consumes the goopy mixture
Mason enjoys a mouthful of Puerto Rican Slaw.
by WartymeTheGreat November 8, 2021
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puerto rican blumpkin

when 2 men ejaculate into each others urethras, then proceed to have a sumo match
me and my boy settled it with a good old puerto rican blumpkin
by Farcical April 21, 2024
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