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Puckered Anus

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.
Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.
by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015
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Puckin'

The hockey version of Ballin'.
It is much more Canadian-friendly.

It is fun to yell, also because it sounds like Fucking and if you get in trouble because people think you are saying Fucking you are able to say "Hell no, I wasn't, I said 'Puckin''." And the people would look and feel like fools because they were wrong and silly to jump to that conclusion.
Announcer: "And Team Canada wins Gold!"
Guy #1: "YEAHHH! GO CANADA!"
Guy #2: "THIS IS SO COOL. THIS IS PUCKIN'!! "
Guy #3: "USA is still a really good team! Nice try guys!"
Guy #1 and #2: "PUCKINNNNN'"
by IhateOvechkin April 25, 2010
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puckering out

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology
been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?
by zhou sei September 15, 2016
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pony pucks

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.
Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"
by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009
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Puckurt

The best couple that could ever happen on Glee. Kurt Hummel + Noah Puckerman = Puckurt. It's the most written pairing in the fandom of the TV show Glee and the one with the best authors.
A: What is Puckurt?
B: It's the union of Puck and Kurt. The best slash pairing on Glee.
by laurenbeth May 6, 2011
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Puckerbutting

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.
I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.
by TheLastXela April 20, 2010
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Puckered Raisin

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.
by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011
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