Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Forced protagonist

When in a story or rp, a person forced the plot to change in a way allowing them to automatically become a main character

Man, (insert name here) is such a forced protagonist!

by Some guy from the web April 16, 2017

Hentai_protagonist_vs_fn

He's a nigga who can use the n-word even when he's white, this motherfucker is build so different that he can't miss and destroys everyone

Hentai_protagonist_vs_fn says something (please let me suck you off ) almost everyone: please f*ck me

by Niggawithbigballs February 20, 2021

A protagonist moment

A serendipitous occurrence which makes a person feel that they are the main character in a film/book

Yesterday a bird landed right on my hand. It was such a protagonist moment.

by Brecon Carreg February 28, 2021

erotic portal

A slang term for the anal region, popularly used in hardware stores.
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"Fuck around and I'll stomp your erotic portal out!"

by Old Man Memory March 11, 2021

yoinkus protagonistus

short,falls for deez nuts too often,coolest person ever and bullys the antag *sob*

yoinkus protagonistus is so cool!
i wish to be as cool as yoinkus protagonistus one day!!^*

by jaggedhugis antagonistus May 18, 2021

Golden Portal

Urinating into ones anus.

"Dude, I gave her a golden portal"

by wifepop September 11, 2021