crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019
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dandilion promise

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////
by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021
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I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
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I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
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Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 05, 2021
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TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.
Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"
by Streuth December 02, 2019
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Malay promise

When someone promise to you but never happened
He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here
by Limau_ais February 22, 2024
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