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Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".
Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted
by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006
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patrick stump

omfg he is so adorable he always weres a hat and hes the lead singer and he plays the guitar for his emo rox band Fall Out Boy he is so hot omfg i wanna marrie him he is so hot when he has long hair and his hair cover his long side burgs lol so hot
girl :my bf looks like patrick stump

boy :omfg is tht guy patrick stump

girl :no thts my bf

boy :sweet
by danidaisy November 3, 2006
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john patrick

John Patrick is a man made of more than your average JP. He loves his gran, he loves football and he really enjoys chatting about what's for dinner. Mostly found cracking jokes, he's a cheeky chappy and easily as handsome as Rick Astley.
John Patrick will know which yoghurt Beyonce likes.
by EasilyConfused July 21, 2020
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Patrick Leach

Man with an unusually small penis.
by thegoodman November 6, 2010
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patrick demoss

super chill, cuteee, lazy, caring, adorable, loved by teachers and friends, generally has adorable dimples and a cute smile. Makes everyones day and over all amazing person. Hes a keeper
that guy is so partick demoss we should hang out with him more.
I wish i was like patrick demoss.
by smiley9495 October 28, 2011
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Patrick

Patrick is the name of a strong man, in every sense of the word. His shoulders are broad both literally and metaphorically. He can shoulder the biggest of burdens while simultaneously lifting you over his head one-handed, and he makes it look easy.

Patrick's are the smoothest of talkers with eyes that can see into anyone's heart. Often times this can lead them down hard roads when their need to help others surpasses their need to care for themselves.

Patrick's are "old souls" who enjoy music and dancing and will do anything to make you laugh or even just smile for a moment. They are determined and hard-working, and ALWAYS get what they want.
An experience with a Patrick will be a memory to last a lifetime, so make sure it's a good one. If you are lucky enough to date a Patrick, marry him, they are once in a lifetime guys.
Girl one: Who is that stud?

Girl two: Oh, that's my Patrick.

#patrick #thatstud #thoseeyes #thatsmile
by PrincessTay September 14, 2017
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Patrick

He is the best guy you will ever meet. When you meet him, you will quickly fall in love. He makes a great boyfriend, but he often want to please everyone, so he will do stupid thing to try and impress you if he likes you. He often gets in trouble, and cant really take anything seriously, but he will be so loyal and will love you. He's also really competitive. He normally plays sports and is really fit. He's also really cute and his smile will make your heart melt. He will try to make a girl he likes jealous by flirting with her friends, which is one o his weaknesses. It also drives him crazy wen a girl plays hard to get. He does not like his girls clingy, but he is clingy. If he likes a girl, he will want to hug, kiss, and hold hands with her. In conclusion, if you find a Patrick, no matter how annoying he can be, keep him.
"Patrick is sooo annoying, but he drives me crazy with that cute ass smile"
by qwertyuioplmnbvcxasdfghjk April 8, 2019
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