lick me pope

When you can’t get someone to shut up, say, “lick me pope.” This is the equivalent to saying “bite my willy,” or “drink my sht.”

Rat head: La la la la la la la, I’m a rat head.
You: Shut up.
Rat head: You shut up.
You: Lick me pope.

by bunface August 01, 2023

Pope Mardio The First

The greatest pope in history of the Meme Catholic Church, with his top Cardinal, Cardinal Dickins Taylor. Both of them side by side selling Indulgences taking down Sartaj The Ungreat

Woah is that Pope Mardio The First, wait did he just excommunicate Sartaj.

We are under the ruling of Pope Mardio The First

by xSiege_T4yLorDxx _the_great_xX December 03, 2021

Dope like the Pope

Something or someone that is ultimately the coolest thing other than Pope Francis.

"Unicorns are Dope like the Pope."

by chickennuggetsforpresident2k16 April 23, 2015

pope high school

a diverse school; contains mostly rich kids who shop at abercrombie and fitch but also contains people who think they are different(emo) and people who think they are ghetto and clog up the hallways on the way to lunch

Popekid: Man, Pope High School looks like a big bathroom with all that white tile on the outside.
Popekid2: hhah yeah, you're right

by Katherinepope October 01, 2006

said the pope to the nun

much like that's what your mum said last night, but can be good when that gets old.

Person A: "geez this is stuck, couldja unzip this for me-"

Person B: "-said the pope to the nun"

A & B = lol...

by Mesosade October 23, 2008

pope of my vagina

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.

Michael Fassbender is the pope of my vagina

by triplenope July 23, 2014

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021