piss-tank

origon Australia,n; alcoholic, lush; drunk; derro...etc.

her old man reckons Im a piss-tank.

by herbie August 23, 2004

fake a piss

In the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to shit, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and "fakes a piss", opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. One can also "fake a piss" if there are too many people shitting, and using a stall will entail crapping too close to other people. It can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall.

"Man, I had to shit real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so I had to fake a piss".

by Mr. Private Guy February 10, 2006

Piss-up

A drinking session. A booze up.

Proverbially, the thing that a particular bad organiser couldn't organise, even if by pure dumb luck he happened to find himself in the place where beer is produced.

Another government IT project's gone pear shaped, seems EDS really couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

by hognoxious September 4, 2007

Fat piss

When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.

Dude, I was at that party all night, and when I got home, I had to take a fat piss.

by Hollywood8245 November 25, 2007

piss orgasm

a rush of tingling energy up the spine immediately after pissing

If you've ever had a piss orgasm, you know what i mean

by minghi April 26, 2003

pissed minola

Someone who is drunk in a manner which is slightly crazy but also fun. Developed when someone was drunk and unable to write "pissed minda" on her friend's arm. Much more politically correct version of "pissed minda".

Girl 1: Girl 2, you're being a pissed minola tonight.
Girl 2: Yeah well so are you! Hey your computer's playing East 17! Let's do interpretive dance in your kitchen! *falls over*
Girl 1: Ha ha ha. *falls over*

by noyseeac November 17, 2006

White Piss

That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).

"I sure did unload a big tub of White Piss on her chest"

by The flying Wadfuck September 16, 2013