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Steve the Pirate

The legend that is Steve the Pirate is a member of the Average Joes team in the movie Dodgeball. Personally I think he should have a sequel dedicated to him, he's that awesome. Cruelly changed back into a normal person, but then turns back into good ol' Steve the Pirate. Garrr!
by iLoveRum January 20, 2008
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protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.
I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..
by war-su-gi January 24, 2003
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Highway Pirate

Also known as a NoGood.

A group of people who roam Highways, usually in Vans or old cars. While roaming, they tend to drink, listen to loud music, plunder, and look for trouble at local truck stops.

They may not have a boat, or even sail the seven seas. But they will raid your truck, and your SUV.

The most famous band of Highway Pirates, would be The NoGood Scurvy Crew from Kingston Ontario. They leave their mark (NGSC) on over-passes and Truck Stop bathroom walls along the 401.
"Keep your eyes on the road, there be Highway Pirates in these parts."

"I'm a Highway Pirate, baby!"

"God Damn NoGood!"
by Rocko NoGood June 11, 2007
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K9 Protection

The blocker that your mom installs that doesn't allow you to look at "dirty" sites such as MySpace because it includes chatting, hate speak, and it's allowed for all people over 14.
I tried looking at porn and holy shit, all I see is a dog with a cop badge on him telling you it's blocked. Fuck you, K9 Protection.
by MySpace Bob January 10, 2008
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Coeur de pirate

A up- and-coming singer from Quebec, Canada. She sings and plays the piano for her folkish/indie tunes. She gained recognition when her song "Ensemble" was used for background music of a time lapse of a baby playing with toys on You Tube. Her real name is Beatrice Martin. She was also nominated for a 2009 Juno.
Did you see Coeur de pirate in Toronto last night?
Yes, it was totally AWESOME!
by johannamushaboom June 19, 2009
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pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.
Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.
by Jethro December 6, 2003
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ninja vs. pirate

This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.

The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.

Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.

In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.

Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.
by Michael M. Smith October 4, 2006
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