When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.
by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019
Get the Stoner Petmug. 1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz
2: bye O.G nigga stay low
by g-lowlife February 17, 2022
Get the petting zoomug. waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
by jonny September 15, 2003
Get the the sunrise petmug. The pet/ wannabe/ tryhard/ of the popular girl (rat) . She's always by the popular girl's side, and wants to be exactly like her.
Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.
Rat Pet's are really annoying and no one likes them. They are one of the most hated people in school. The popular girls dont like them either and just use them for random shit.
Look at how clingy Emily is to Mary! She's such a rat pet
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades
She's such a rat pet! Mary's just using her to get good grades
by Anda (egg) March 6, 2023
Get the Rat Petmug. Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017
Get the Petting the ponymug. Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.
Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022
Get the Teacher’s Petmug. “He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”
by Izzywaglizzy June 26, 2021
Get the Pet behaviormug.