Paracats

The Paracats is the state of mind one finds oneself in after having indulged in too many illicit pharmaceuticals and you become so paranoid that there appear to cats in the shadows looking at you....

"they're everywhere, there's cats in the shadows"!
"Oh baby. It's just the paracats. It happens to us all "

by Smuuush November 17, 2016

pastacat

A cat who loves to eat pasta.

"Garfield is such a pastacat."

by Handleman2121 February 26, 2017

Pacacado

Pap•a•Cado means pack a condom

Come and pacacado for tonight

by Iampapacadi March 9, 2017

Papacado

Pap•a•Cado means pack a condom

Papacado for tonight babes

by Iamvirgin March 9, 2017

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

Papaccino

Demigod with an athletic body, chiselled out of rubies by zeus himself. He plays american football with a ball spin to send it miles, and is very fussy about food.

I slept with a papaccino last night.

by BBBBBBB1234 November 11, 2019

Paracoronaid

n. Irrational anxiety or fear of having corona virus whenever one coughs or has a headache

Bernadette feels paracoronaid every time she coughs.

by Bad bar April 4, 2020