Parkin[g] Lot

Basically, it means "the buttocks," but that just makes it sound so common. It's basically means a pair off ass-cheeks that you just can't take your eyes off. Like when you're walking in the East Village of Manhattan behind a pair of tight-jeaned cheeks, be them falling out or not and you are mesmerized. That is a Parking Lot!

"Damn, bitch. Yo Parking Lot showin!" "Damn, she got a fine PARKING' LOT." "He backed that PARKING' LOT right up on me. He could tell I liked it." "I can feel it in my PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT! MY PARKIN' LOT!" That was from Madonna's Hearbeat. Insert it...."You can catch me poppin' like (I keep on dancing to the night)." Instead of "You can catch me poppin' like, it's, "I CAN FEEL IT MY PARKIN LOT." It works. Trust.

by Kevin Clamato December 12, 2009

human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10

Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.

by VV512 December 13, 2010

parking deck

Parking Deck apparently is what we yankees call a parking garage. It also could be called a car park, although they usually are not park-like.

Looky heaa at this slick new parking deck, ain't she somethin.

by John Stigall November 17, 2006

Parking the Winnebago

Engaging in sexual activity.
Variation: "Parking the Winnebago in the back lot". Definition: Engaging in anal sex.

Vito: "Where the hell were YOU all night?"

Guido: "I was at Marie's house, parking the Winnebago."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

Parckie'D

A Verb. When someone is doing an activity, and then they get owned by a force so large and unexpected that they question life and their purpose.

This is a common term used in Runescape. Runescape players known as pkers , are often Parckie'd by a player named Parckie.

When another player is PARCKIE'D they are comb0ed for more than half their HP , and loose considerable bank.

After loosing their RS bank they cry and question why in hell they play runescape.

When I was pking the other day I thought it would be funny to rush this kid named Parckie. He dropped me from 75 HP, I Got Parckie'D.

by Parckie October 10, 2009

parking lot christian

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

by TAZ73 November 22, 2014

Parkies

People who live in the Park Cities (Highland Park and University Park, Texas), which are known for being the most expensive places to live in Texas, are often called "parkies"

Are they from Plano?
No, they are just a bunch of Parkies.

by Langley Marie Harper May 14, 2018