Ella palmer

Stinky ass bitch that smells like tuna and has no life nor any ass

Dude do u smell Ella Palmer!?

by [e-mail] February 24, 2018

william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 20, 2021

William Palmer

Has a huge cube head, looks like fucking Frankenstein.

“Ayo, is that Frankenstein?”
“Nah, that’s William Palmer and his stupid fucking noggin”

by Steven Hong November 21, 2021

Adrenaline Palmer

A cocktail consisting of Mountain Dew and Iced Tea.

I blacked out last night and woke up with a little bit of poop on my dick after a night of pounding Adrenaline Palmers.

by Ajit The Cheat Pai February 16, 2018

Allie Palmer

The most beautiful person alive. She has the prettiest blue eyes, the funniest jokes, and a nice butt.

I'm sad because I didn't get to see Allie Palmer today :(

by flipcheese November 04, 2016

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex May 14, 2012

Slit Palmer

Another word for a "rock climber"

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.

by BwuhBwuh October 01, 2023