Earl palmer

Rosie palms putting some earl or twist into a handy.

I asked a girl for a handy then a guy told me he could give me an earl palmer I would never forget.

by TheRealLordDampnut June 13, 2022

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex October 23, 2012

lewis palmer high school

a school filled with a bunch of basic ass faggots. almost everyone is ugly as fuck and has no personality. everyone there is either a nic addict or extremely judgmental and they are all pussy ass bitches who use daddy’s money to get whatever the want. your popular if your on the football team filled with a bunch of white boys who can barely pick up the ball or a fugly cheerleader who can’t even do a fucking cartwheel properly

“you go lewis palmer high school? “

yea

“damn you must be a fucking fag”

by ifuckyourchubbymom November 22, 2021

palmer the thing

PALMER HAS SUCH A FLAT ASS IT ACTUALLY IS HORRENDOUS. EVERYTIME I SEE IT WHILST WATCHING THE THING 1982, I WINCE IN PAIN AND FLINCH. HOW DOES HE WALK AROUND CARRYING JUST SKIN AND BONE, NO FAT!!

palmer the thing has such a flat fucking ass it actually pains me to look at, you wouldnt be able to shake that shit !!!

by meowbark13 June 4, 2023

Fallon Palmer

Firm palm pressure to his face while she dismounts after she finishes.

She got her rocks off and Fallon Palmered her way outta there.

by Northern Eiffel Tower May 4, 2025

Arnold Palmer

When you fist a Arizona bottle.

Im going to Arnold Palmer this drink right now.

by Kee_Chainz April 23, 2018

palmer high school

If you like rednecked mud riding, tis the place to be. they’ll call you trannys and thems beg you to kill yourself, then a week later beg you to suck there uncircumcised pete.

but if you love being sexually harassed by musty men with mullets please welcome yourself this the promise land

a day in palmer high school-

transgender speaking in class: dhhwjdjdjr

hick: stfu tranny

2 weeks later~~~

hick: hey i know i yelled at you to stfu but get in my truck gimme a suck and if you don’t i’ll call u a fat slut ;)

by rainbowdickbiggerthenahick May 25, 2021