Pack the mule

When you run your fingers up someone's crack and stuff their underwear up their anus.

The guys were playing pack The mule and Steve got Rusty a good one.

by Westley Virginia June 18, 2021

Mustard Packed

Constipated from anal sex. When her booty hole and colon are all backed up from too much anal. That shit is packed and typically requires an enema for release.

Where’s Rachel? She’s at home. She can’t make it. I’ve been hitting that ass every night this week and she’s mustard packed. She ran to CVS for an enema.

by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018

Alta pack

This is that head knocker gas. Weed so strong makes you feel like you’re flying. No other bud hits like an Alta pack.

“I thought my weed was gas but damn you got that Alta pack”

by SYB SNXZE May 30, 2019

packing blade

To conceal or carry a knife or dagger for personal protection. A less expensive alternative to packing heat or carrying a pistol or revolver.

Jamal was packing blade to protect himself while walking through the streets at night.

by Intelligent Pollack October 18, 2007

pencil pack

Packing a cigarette with marijuana after removing some of the tobacco. Useful for smoking in public areas, since it appears to be a normal cigarette. Usually packed into the cigarette using a pencil (which fits perfectly), hence the term.

Let's pencil pack a couple and go smoke on the white house lawn.

by Czx April 10, 2007

packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 16, 2010

packing chub

When a man gets an erection, but it does not lift up. Instead it just stays there but becomes a bit bigger and less soft than usual. That is when a man is packing chub.

"I tried to have sex with this girl, but i don't know what happened. I couldn't get it up. I was just packing chub.

by Dictionroy June 21, 2010