poo poo brownies

When someone shits in your mouth when you are sleeping.

Ex: Someone left a bunch of poo poo brownies in my mouth.

Ex 2: Did you see how big the batch of poo poo brownies I made for Jake.

by Thigga November 26, 2013

Poo Hunting

The act of walking through your back yard, shovel in hand searching for mounds of your dog's anal gold.

Before you mow that yard, you need to go poo hunting to clear a path.

by infirmaryworker January 26, 2010

poo ruse

Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.

My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.

by pooter diddler October 9, 2013

Poo Shadow

A residual film of poo following intense anal. Located upon the pubic area of the pitcher, it is a member of the Dirty Sanchez family, and may also be referred to as "Five O'Clock Feces".

"After we got done there was poop everywhere- on the sheets, in the ceiling fan, on the front porch...I looked down and noticed that there was some on me too. I had a poo shadow from my bellybutton to my nuts. It came right off, but it sure did smell. -Trooper J

by Dirty Diana 315 October 17, 2008

Poo face lady

Quite simply, an adult female who's face resembles, in no small part, a big fat steaming piece of shit.

Look at that fucking ugly bitch! I really can't think of an expression that captures the entirety of the disgust that I feel upon observing her facial features.

How about 'Poo face lady'?

Hmm, yes, that works. Fucking Poo face lady!

by Professor Smythe April 24, 2006

poo-splosion

When a baby has such a massive poo that it shoots out the top and/or leg holes of the diaper.

Oh no, the baby had a poo-splosion! Now we both need a change of clothes.

by stargazer7777 January 7, 2010

Poo Taco Maneuver

The 'poo-taco manuveur', also known as 'the PTM' for short is a maneuver in which one lays a fresh self inficted faece into a flat bottom taco shell. after adding the toppings of your choice to the taco, you then proceed to launch this taco at the front windscreen of a law inforcement vehicle. The more moist your faece is or the more avocado and/or sour cream you mix in with the faece, the larger the blast radius the taco makes on contact resulting in angrier police officers.

BREAKING NEWS HEADLINES: "a police officer has been put into an enduced coma after a schoolie attempted the poo taco maneuver. Witnesses at the scene said that the cars window was down and the officer took a direct blow to the mouth from the poo taco. Cuntsable Fondle said that the large ratio of sour creme to faeces was a large contributing factor to the incident, almost tripling the blast radius of the faece taco on contact." Any schoolies that attempt this maneuver from now on will have a slug gun shoved up there arse and will be raped with a taco.

by minister mcnuggets August 11, 2012