protein paint

n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone.

Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face.

by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006

painting the clubhouse

when a guy jacks himself off

Jerry was painting the clubhouse when Alli left.

by pimpshit03 November 30, 2003

painted lady

Colorful way of calling someone a slut. Coined in the old west for women working the brothels who would color their hair and wear make-up.

Look at that painted lady walking down the street. Think I can afford her?

by Nistrams February 6, 2006

Face Painting

Face Painting (also referred to as 'MySpin') is internet slang for the practice of sprinkling a social networking profile with embellishments, fantasy, and satire, often with humorous or political intentions. Face painters play with the truthiness of identity by conducting a campaign of misinformation to protect their true identity.

Face Painting is closely related to Google Bombing

The term was coined in 2007 in the wake of the Facebook Beacon backlash and the Soble scandal. Face painters aim to introduce a bit of noise and chaos back into the system, clearing some space for true privacy, and enabling a form of direct political action that does not fall victim to Sunstein's critique of homogeneous, disjoint social sub-networks on the internet.

We spent the evening face painting our Facebook profiles.

by Irwin Fletcher March 21, 2008

Paint the Taint

When a girl licks the area around your ass during a blow job.

To "Paint the Taint".

by CGJohnMack November 28, 2005

paint the wall

Verb: Violent explosive diarea

i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"

by Wall Painter #1 December 20, 2010

painting rainbows

To smoke weed gracefully.

"Me and trixie paint rainbows all the time"
"for real? hook me up"

by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005