I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
by Crackface August 2, 2007
Get the bake cakesmug. A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the Baked Potatomug. by BOOZIE Girl IU December 19, 2007
Get the biscut bakingmug. Bastardization of the time where you fo' swizzle her nizzle which is the bastardization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the bastardization of putting it in without pulling out.
by Tristan_301119 October 3, 2016
Get the bake timemug. A sandwich that contains alot of pig products and is placed in the oven to melt all of the cheese. A sandwich suitable for someone who doesnt have self esteem and care how they look or feel. A sandwich that can replace the feeling of wanting to throw up after eating 3 Big Mac's. Irish girls named Mick usually tend to gravitate towards Baked Hogs.
Chris - "What do you wanna do for lunch Mick?"
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."
by cheesemodee November 16, 2010
Get the Baked Hogmug. A game programming term, referring to creating lighting for a game, that won't be changed for the duration of the game
by Foloundev April 4, 2023
Get the Baking lightsmug. Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!
"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"
by A-wake January 15, 2015
Get the Baked salemug.