by amobus October 20, 2023

"Is it my imagination, or is something off about that Stewardess?"
"No, she's definitely a Plane Hopper," struggling out of seat; "I'll be back in an hour and a half."
"No, she's definitely a Plane Hopper," struggling out of seat; "I'll be back in an hour and a half."
by Coug737 November 3, 2018

by MadebyRDG June 6, 2024

by Skibidy sigma April 2, 2025

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.
by anonymous April 29, 2024

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

what Taylor Swift gets on when she needs to get from Brooklyn to Queens to see her bae who looks (and acts) like Beowulf from the 2007 movie Beowulf
Taylor Swift's chauffeur: Sorry, but your Rolls-Royce is broken so I will have to drive you in the Ferrari
Taylor Swift: Ugh, a poor person car? I guess I'll take the plane
Taylor Swift: Ugh, a poor person car? I guess I'll take the plane
by Miss Deed February 15, 2024
