no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.

by Procurer of Potatoes April 4, 2023

Our son

An extremely attractive male that pulls major pussy and e girls. Great footballler and leader

Paul1: our son at the scissor sisters. Boss and girls are lovely

Paul2: brilliant son banana peel run son yes our sun

by Wickedson01 April 28, 2022

our lady’s grove

a school in dublin where the best trio go #HJH wink

hey do you know anyone who goes to our lady’s grove?
yeah of course HJH go there duh
omg they’re so cool i wanna be those girls

by cowgirlio August 22, 2021

our show

A show that you share and watch with another person.

our show is on tonight

by Fuck my life eehehehhee March 24, 2017

our country's future

The title you give a friend right before they are about to do something very stupid like rolling down a hill in a shopping cart.
"Matt is about to roll down that hill in a shopping cart"
"They call him our nations future"

It is also said after someone does something they shouldn't be proud off like giving a homeless man a handy.
"So I did this thing the other day...."
"Hahaha, our country's future, right in front of me"

"They call him the future of our country"
"They call her our country's future"

by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023

David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

Our Lady of Peace

A shit school in Erie, PA. Full of entitled pieces of garbage who think they are better than everyone else for going to a private school. Everyone who goes there is bound to have a disability in some way.

“Hey dude we won our basketball game” “Nobody gives a shit, you go to Our Lady of Peace

by poopypantsjoe69 November 6, 2021