one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.

by Kearp420 July 26, 2019

one eyed champ

a penis a dick ,a japan eye

he was exercising the one eyed champ

by Savodongburger November 20, 2020

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017

one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

one eyed egyptian

When you have intercourse with your or someone elses dad

I went over to bazzas and did the one eyed egyptian #DDTB

by #BA DDTB May 21, 2017