by olipoly7754 June 6, 2021
Get the up the curbmug. The act of looking for discarded items by the curb of a house that can be refurbished. Left as garbage after yard and garage sales. i.e. Furniture, reusable items, lamps, etc.
by Sjp1972 March 27, 2017
Get the Curbingmug. The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.
by puttycake May 9, 2016
Get the Curb watermug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Curbmug. When a man ejects a woman off of a curb using a well placed kick and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Hey Bruce, did you take back that girl you met last night?
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
Nah, I couldn't be bothered so I gave her the Vietnamese Curb
by duncanthedestroyer November 15, 2012
Get the Vietnamese Curbmug. Curb Hermits (noun) —
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
In the wild:
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
by Heyitspatt May 29, 2025
Get the Curb Hermitsmug. To leave. To bounce. To get the hell out of there. Commonly used when leaving somewhere to go outside. (Verb)
Hey bro, this funeral blows, let's hit the curb. We can decide what we want to do once we are outside but the vibes are not fun in here.
by Slang2000_B_Good June 12, 2024
Get the Hit the curbmug.