Green Early Gift

A child who was conceived after their parents got drunk on St. Patrick's Day, and so was born around Christmastime and constantly has their birthday forgotten.

I hate my parents for making me a green early gift.

by RLYoshi March 13, 2015

Gear adrift is a gift

When someone leaves their shit out and shortly thereafter it magically becomes your shit.

Jimmy: Damn, Hayden! Niko left his new cover on the bench!
Hayden: You know what they say Jimmy, gear adrift is a gift!

by JoeShitTheRagMan69 February 17, 2021

gift for your mum, a

Something for your mum.

"I'm getting a gift for your mum, a new mug from urbandictionary!"

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 May 14, 2022

Oh-Shit Gift

A gift typically given by a guy to his girlfriend/wife when he forgets it's her birthday or Valentine's Day/Anniversary/etc.

*Cell call* Happy " ", sweetie!

*"Oh, shit!" Grabs nearest thing on shelf*

An Oh-Shit Gift

by JennO89 February 22, 2009

Mid October gift

A common tradition among generation Z where they get gifts for their close friends in mid October, purely for the sake of getting gifts.

John: hey Marissa, here is your Mid October Gift
Marissa: OH MY GOD I always forget about Mid October Gift season

by OxfordMan1212 October 11, 2021

Genetically Gifted Urbanite

A nigga guy that’s athletic

He’s a genetically gifted urbanite.

by Dolphins Dick 123 September 6, 2019

Male Gift Basket

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.

What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket

by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011