Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

peel the dutch

to roll a Cannabis joint.

"..Peel the Dutch,
I'm about to tear shit up..."
Eminem: Run Rabbit Run (8 mile music)

by Greg Goenczi September 6, 2007

Dutch Windmill

n): When a man jerks off another man, using the second man's own arm instead of his own.

"It's not gay if you just use my arm to give me a Dutch Windmill."

by Ulvblod January 23, 2009

Dutch Starfish

The entrance of the male penis into the mouth of a wife/girlfriend when she begins to yawn during the first stage of sleep.
Girlfirend must then move all limbs in a shaking motion while gagging on male member.

Dude, I got my girlfriend to pull a Dutch Starfish last night it was AWESOME to see her gag and bounce around the bed. Who would have thought I could get my dick that far down during a yawn!

by snakefart1100 July 24, 2009

Dutch Dandelion

When a large group of men perform a circle dutch rudder with a single girl in the middle. From above, it looks like a flower getting pollinated by it's own petals.

Yo, we had this crazy time last night. We dutch dandelioned this chick. What a slut.

by Bumblebee Extroardinare June 12, 2009

Dutch Blitz

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

by Ertischek June 16, 2009

Dutch Door

Bisexual, as in one who swings both ways.

Whoa, that guy is a Dutch Door

by Kat August 1, 2004