A guy who finesses his way through life. Everyone wants a John because he was born to finesse and make the most money without trying. His finesse game is too strong for his rivals, so they tend to get very jealous. He's a guy with a big heart, but it takes someone special to bring out certain emotions and feelings. Overall he's a handful and a John doesn't take shit from nobody.
by A person with no name November 20, 2016
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A fucking Jack ass that wants to fuck every women and man on the earth and exploits every person he dates
You know John is a fucking bitch
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he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
he also says I DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU and does nerf dart flips.
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