Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014

Cactus Nipples

When a girl's nipples are so hairy, sucking on them is like sucking on cactus

girl: ya baby, suck deez nipples!
boy: damn girl, you got'em cactus nipples. Here, call this number THEN hmu *hands over waxing spa card"

by Boss miatch April 9, 2020

Cookie Nipples

Exceedingly large nipple area on a chick.

Renee looked good until she took off her shirt and exposed her cookie nipples. I nearly puked when I saw those fuckers.

by Lazynutz July 4, 2005

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

Biscuit Nipple

a nipple that is large and looks like a biscuit lying on top of a breast

Allison, our favorite local stripper has biscuit nipples.

by John Knowles October 8, 2004

nipple-face

Silly guy. Commonly used in International English. Have been created to call people in a nicer way than 'fuck-face' or 'ass-face'

Boni: This guy is such an ass-face!
Morgan: Come on, he is just a nipple-face

by JohnDAubray February 4, 2010

strawberry nipples

When a fat guy has man tits with large, red, point, fleshy nipples that look a lot like strawberries.

That kid Justin has really bad strawberry nipples. "Strawberry Nipples Forever"

by dr. hoodrat January 3, 2016