nico rodriguez

bru like he’s so goated fr

“oh my god nico rodriguez js goated fr”

by 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜 September 26, 2023

nico

autistic horse cock boy

that’s so nico of u!!!

by feetpicsaregood January 11, 2022

Nico

A Simp lord

Guy1- hey what’s up Nico I just got this new girl
Nico-oh really ???? :););//
Guy2- pss guy1 he’s a Simp Lord he abt to take yo girl
Guy1- oh shit I’m done!!
Narrator- Nico the Simp lord went off to the distance with that girl.

by ThotSlayer421 November 6, 2019

Nico

An Indian with huge muscles, who will try to scam you out of all your money

Scammer: “Hello, technical support, how can I help you?”

Person: Are you trying to scam me? You sound like a nico!!!

by ❤️N&C❤️ October 22, 2023

Nico Haussering

When you so drunk you think you could win a rapbattle against a far superior
Battlerapper (Like Big Dick K. or B.D.K)
So you get fucked in the Ass on the Battleday big Time.

Watch your friend he is Nico Haussering again at that dude.

Kay One was totally Nico Haussering Bushido that one day .

by B.D.K. aka yes you See right January 2, 2018

Nico

Nico is a kind, lovable person to those in need. He may get a little macho, but no matter how many times you do him wrong he will always be there for you. He’s got spiky hair from the amount of gel he uses, wears skateboard brands but doesn’t skate, and might have a little bit of a belly, but you can trust him with EVERYTHING and not a word gets out

This is to my uncle, TE AMO NICO!!!

by Churr0’sb00tycheex December 25, 2020

Nico

He is the most hot, strongest, nicest, loyalest .... person on this planet. He is so loving and always there for one. He matches perfectly with Stella. So back off he's Stella's ☺️! Anyways he has a nois sixpack and has a fine voice azf. He has the most perfect smile and is soooo cute. You love beeing around a Nico <3 He is the MOST PERFECT CREATURE ON THIS PLANET :) Get you a Nico and you'll be happy for the rest of you're life 💋

Stranger: Who's that ? He's so hot and cute :)
Stejas: I know he's perfect, but he's mine! Get you you're own Nico and you'll be happy foreverrr
Stranger: Thankss for tha help, Good luck:) Tschausn!

by A goile January 3, 2017