Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!

by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024

newtonator

A word given to a girl who can be associated with maddison newton. They can be ugly, weird, or just downright scary.

'Omg, did you see that girl- she was a total newtonator!'

by silly.billy.=) January 25, 2009

Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class

Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh

by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021

puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024

scott newton

A person highly associated with drug abuse and neglect.

Phil: "Hey see that guy over there?"

Jeremie: "Yeah, he such a scott newton!"

by The1BigGoon June 5, 2017

Isaac Newton

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.

“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”

by Jafleur December 30, 2022

Cam Newton

A tree head peace of shit

Cam Newton Has a tree growing on his dam head and

by Patriots fan lmao November 1, 2020