The coolest person to ever exist in the whole state of existence. This guy has so much female woman and girls that are attracted to him its insane
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Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -
"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."
It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.
COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."
It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.
COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.
by Jeremy Sear December 9, 2008
Get the Nelson's Law mug.When a guy takes a fondling glove, jacks his partner off, and then uses the cum as lube and fists either the partner's ass, with the glove still on.
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Get the Nelsoned mug.a Guy with the last name Nelson usually has multiple holes in his little Guy downstairs, shits his pants and quotes anchorman during sex. it is not past a Nelson to eat Twinkies at 4am or hide their double chins with facial hair. Most Nelson's appear to be normal but use their relatives "inventions" to try to play it cool.
man 1:"dude I farted and I shit my pants can you take me home to change"
man 2:"ahh man your nasty you should be a Nelson!"
man 1:"dude I got mad air snowboarding last week"
man 2:"oh yeah well my uncles father's cousin invented snowboarding"
man 1:"shut the **** up quit being a Nelson"
man 2:"ahh man your nasty you should be a Nelson!"
man 1:"dude I got mad air snowboarding last week"
man 2:"oh yeah well my uncles father's cousin invented snowboarding"
man 1:"shut the **** up quit being a Nelson"
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Get the Nelson mug.A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.
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Get the Nelson Bean mug.When the defense takes the prosecution's witness's testimony and turns it on its head during cross, resulting in prosecution witnesses effectively arguing for the acquittal of the defendant
A: How is it that every prosecution witness helps the defense? Is the state that incompetent?
B: Nah, the defense has a good attorney. He can full nelson anyone
B: Nah, the defense has a good attorney. He can full nelson anyone
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