Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Nature Peel

Nature Peel(ing) is the act of masterbation outdoors, generally in a more rural or private location.

I love to hike up to the top of the mountain and Nature Peel.

by RyanDotGorge February 15, 2020

Natural Dome

Striking the genital area with extreme force, inducing a feeling similar to nicotine.

Jeff just gave Jonah the biggest natural dome!
Shut the fuck up before I dome you!

by Long_Schlonger August 1, 2019

out of nature

Not something you'd normally do; outside of your usual

Boy #1: Catching feelings is so out of nature for me :/
Boy #2: Who can blame you? Stacy's hot!

by Baby Pika August 23, 2014

Father of nature

when a guy can make nature in bed like squirting is a hurricane snow is cum ect

I am the father of nature I made my girl snow in bed last night

by father of nature July 7, 2020

natural lean

The direction a males genitals naturally go when they put on pants. Either the left or right pants leg on it's own without having to be placed there by one's hand.

When Max sat on Jimmy's left leg he thought he felt -something- but Jimmy said, "Ah no worries, my natural lean is to the right.

by NorthernDownpour May 9, 2008