Narcissist 

A person who gives 8,010,000,580 shits about themselves and -10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 about the person sitting next to them on the bus.

Fuck all narcissists.

Narcissist by John Damn Smith March 5, 2021

Narcissist spell 

She was under a narcissist spell until he stopped sleeping with her and drove her mad until she went insane

A narcissist spell only works when the victim is still able to function.

Narcissist spell by hotlittlemomma March 26, 2021

Narcissist 

Definition: Jackie. That’s it, just Jackie.

1: What’s a narcissist again?
2: Jackie.
3: Ah, thanks

Narcissist by hugenonce69 April 29, 2021

narcissist 

harry styles.

-do you know who’s the biggest narcissist?
•uhm yes harry mf styles!

narcissist by Harry fan2021 May 8, 2021

Narcissist 

Someone that thinks their hair looks great even if it looks bad.

Girl- I like your hair.

Narcissist- I like it too, and I like your compliment, because it reminds me of myself, and I like anything that reminds me of myself. Except my hair, my hair looks like shit.

Girl- It's the worst hair I've ever seen sir, you should do something about it.

Narcissist by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

Narcissist 

Someone desperate enough to seek attention that they talk shit about a kind of person that doesn't exist outside themselves. Someone that doesn't even know they're talking about themselves every time they try to make fun of somebody else or start another bullshit argument with somebody else over stupidity, and try and get somebody hurt over it.

The bubbly girl was usually talking about herself when she tried to make fun of somebody else, kind of like Joan Rivers. Anything that would draw attention back to her bullshit, because she had always been a narcissist.

Narcissist by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

Narcissist 

Someone that thinks everyone has their standards, expectations, mindset, attention to image/reputation, attention seeking behavior, and even sense of desperation.

She was a narcissist, and therefore thought that everyone else she met was also a narcissist living in a hall of mirrors.

Narcissist by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021